In another in a series of microaggressions against tourists in India, an American student has been the victim of a brutal gang microrape aboard a bus in Delhi. The student, whose name is not being reported, is enrolled at Bard College and has been spending the semester in India as part of a semester abroad program.
Four men, all Indian nationals from Delhi, are suspected in the microassault. The ordeal began when Sachin Tendulkar committed a grievous heteronormative imposition against the victim by holding open the bus door as the victim entered. As the victim made her way toward the back section of the bus, two more men, Sunil Gavaskar and Kapil Dev, then brutally penetrated the victim's emotional security by complimenting her on her hat and asking if she was enjoying her visit to Delhi, respectively. Finally, Anil Kumble unleashed a sadistic non-physical prurient communication against the victim by asking her if she would like to take his seat.
The victim is currently recovering from the microassualt at the Sociology Department at the American University of India. When asked for a comment, a spokesman for the Delhi Police Department stated I have no idea in God's name what you are talking about.''