Still not a single taker?
Anyone at Dalhousie want to be friends
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If not a single one of the 20,000 students, 1000 faculty, and 150,000 alumni at Dalhousie want to be your friend, what about widening the pool?
Halifax has 400,000 people, and Nova Scotia has a million people. Surely there's at least one person in that group who would want to be your friend.
If not, you can widen it to the Maritime Provinces, that have about 2,000,000 people.
Surely there will be at least on person in 2,000,000 who wants to be your friend, Chris?
Right?
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If not a single one of the 20,000 students, 1000 faculty, and 150,000 alumni at Dalhousie want to be your friend, what about widening the pool?
Halifax has 400,000 people, and Nova Scotia has a million people. Surely there's at least one person in that group who would want to be your friend.
If not, you can widen it to the Maritime Provinces, that have about 2,000,000 people.
Surely there will be at least on person in 2,000,000 who wants to be your friend, Chris?
Right?No.
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I'll be your friend Chris.
I don't live in North America, be we can connect via zoom and have beer-hours every night, assuming you take breaks from your duties here and on twitter.
We can have long chats about libs, wokeness, bIacks, and the scourge of females. Of course, we can only talk about this last topic when your girlfriend isn't home. But that's okay.
How do we connect?
Thanks! Looking forward to it!
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Hey boys. Ricky here.
Karl came over last night to the Sunnyvale Trailer Park to hang uut with me, Julian and Bubbles. We got drunk, ate chicken fingers and smoked some cigarette buds I had picked up from the trash the night before.
Bubbles got some new kitties to play with, and I borrowed a couple of them to guard my plants from the squirrels. So we rolled a few with Karl, and he was pretty chill about it. Like, he's a cool drunk!
Although he wouldn't shut up about wanting to get a PFD, or whatever the f them book words are. And I told him, like, you don't need a PFD! Look at my dad. He's only got his grade 9...and yeah he lives by the dump...but he's got his own business making bootleg going on. Everyone says its greasy, but they all buy it anyway!
I mean look at Randy. He's only got his grade 7. Sure he's a man w****...I mean he man w****s from time to time when he and Lehay get into a fight and Randy needs cheesburger money...But he's a happy guy who's got a good paying job and b**gs Lucy. Plus he's, like, the father of my child. He makes 9,000 bucks a year. I don't even know anyone who makes that kinda money!
So yeah, we ate chickenfingers, got drunk, b***ed Lucy. But man, Karl can be a real D sometimes always talkin about that PFD in infonomics he wants to do. Like, dude you don't need the book learning fancy college degrees. Jacob Collins got his college book learnin degree, and he's fed in the head! I almost got my grade 12, and I'm a million times smarter than Jacob Collins.
So yeah Karl, come back anytime to hang uut with me and the boys and Lucy. And maybe you can be the father of my other child too
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