I haven't heard from anyone after months and months of submitting a bomb ass paper on the theory and empirics of the efficiency of the feminine hygiene product market*. Would I benefit by going to his house at night and throwing pebbles at his window until he comes out to see what's up and then I hit him in the head with a sock full of padlocks and tell him to get to reviewing my damn paper or my homeboys will f**k up his Prius?
*Not going to give too much away, but the focus is on the "tampon premium puzzle", the vexing idea that tampons are priced higher relative to pads more than you would expect based purely on absorbency.