http://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/5-step-plan-for-success-in-academia
Best of EJMR - the Archive Thread
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Fiecked:
http://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/hackers-just-leaked-new-star-wars-intro-card
http://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/mankiw-mocked-ec10-students-in-rare-recording
http://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/wise-words-from-milton-friedman-about-the-economics-profession
http://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/no-nudity-just-beautifully-clothed-alizee
http://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/photo-of-daron-eating-at-kfc
http://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/a-girl-visited-ejmr-what-she-posted-here-will-blow-you-away
http://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/haiku-ode-to-e-kwan-choi
http://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/cuny-administrator-reportedly-says-krugmans-salary-is-1-a-year
http://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/wait-so-snow-storms-have-first-and-last-names-too
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I remember hearing the amazing stories from my anthropology profs about how Milton Friedman flew over Chile in a jet bought for him by Ronald Reagan, parachuted into the capital, and raged hard throughout the city, indiscriminately snapping the necks of every Chilean woman and child to cross his path of mayhem. Friedman's evil rampage prevented the nascent communist grassroots movement, which was almost as popular with the Chilean people as it was with American humanities professors, from reaching fruition. This was a tragedy of epic proportions because the command and control economy was about to usher in a new golden age of economic and sociopolitical utopia. While Friedman was finishing ripping the beating hearts out of the chests of old women and eating them as he quoted passages from Free to Choose, the Chilean people learned to never quest the capitalist overlords from Chicago. They were shocked by the animalistic brutality of this 5 foot shiny headed demon-god. So shocked were they in fact, that from the time of Friedman's visit, legends of "the shock doctrine", the massacre of the innocents at the hands of the deranged Friedman, spread throughout Latin America to American campuses. When news of the story broke among sociology and gender studies departments, there was a collective wail of morning and gnashing of teeth. The critical literary theorists had been unrelenting in their support of the burgeoning Soviet Union at the turn of the century, and they saw what wonders it had worked firsthand for the people of Russia. They felt that they had failed their Chilean bros. Friedman eventually returned to Chicago from Chile, to return to his Hyde Park throne which was a living chair made from the bodies of welfare recipients, whom were forced to bear their weight of the Libertarian death machine day and night lest their families face the libertarian wrath that had been unleashed I. chile. Now Friedman is lionized by a coalition of Neo nazis, Jewish industrialists, and the religious right, to continue to keep our poor brothers and sisters downtrodden and controlled. Friedman can never die. He always watching.
And waiting.
Or so says my anthro prof. Hes definitely not one for exaggeration.
Warm regards,
EJMR's resident LAC undergrad sociology majorMore Milton:
http://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/old-chicago-guy-here-pre-lucas-phd
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http://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/vulrm-job-placement-sample-from-last-two-years
http://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/mariner-here-a-somber-and-sad-goodbye-to-darwin
http://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/i-wonder-where-the-mariner-is-spending-christmas
http://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/mariner-here-a-somber-update-from-bangkok
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When your wife yells at you that you ruined her life
- we'll be here for youWhen the referee says you're a waste of oxygen
- we'll be here for youWhen you senior colleagues start avoiding eye contact
- we'll be here for youWhen your kids make you lose hair and gain weight
- we'll be here for youWhen Krugman wins his second nobel
- we'll be here for youWhen you hit 35 an realize you've been working you ass off for 15 years in a row
- we'll be here for youWhen you realize the French are not lazy but bon vivants
- we'll be here for youWhen your only goal in life will be to taser an old lady so you can buy a tv on black friday
- we'll be here for youWhen you'll feel cool because you've just bought a Mazda Miata at 55
- we'll be here for youWhen you'll say f**k this s**t and get a proper job
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People we just can't stop writing about:
http://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/unlearningeconomics-blog
http://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/emily-osters-groundbreaking-researchhttp://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/economic-sciences/laureates/2014/greetings.html
Any good Noah threads?
http://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/drunken-noah-smith-is-having-a-moment-on-twitter
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These two arguing tipped us over 1 million in the same thread
Poor, poor woman. I predict you'll just be in "a bad place" one day and trade her in for a newer model you've been test driving for a few months. You are a real peach. If you were my partner you'd be lucky not have the locks changed while you're out with the bros.
^ I think you have anger issues. I'm sorry for whatever it is that happened to you in your relationship.
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BAM!!!
You wake up balls deep in Michelle Bachman. Your balls and scrotum are starting churning and tensing up, and you are about to shoot a hot load. Your brain is releasing the first batch of dopamine, and your penis is starting to get a hot glow in it. Your anus begins to contract. She tells you she wants it inside her so that your warm seed can drip between her thighs as you lie there in bed together.Do you pull out? Her anus squeezes tighter and makes your orgasm speed up. As you try to pull out, her anus hugs your member and is pulled along, as if it's begging you to stay inside it: it knows its only complete with your phallus inside it, and you know it it too.
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Ok, now we can start. This is an idea suggested to me in this thread:
http://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/new-thread
The idea is to post material (links to threads, individual posts or whatever, that you think should be archived as representing the best of EJMR. And to be honest we're probably talking the best of EJMR trolling.
Material that consensus suggests should be archived will be pasted into the slots in the first three pages. To answer one question, this will be different than the 20 best threads in that you won't be able to spam your way in. It will also have a mix of threads and posts.
And yes, Bear will probably have too much say in what goes in.