The only secs that matters is anal.Oh there you are
I actually had to repost it because a mod got it.
But as usual, I'm here to serve all with the wisdom and worldliness that I bring.
Serious answer, usually once on the weekends, maybe twice if it's not too hot or not too cold. Also every Wednesday night, she read in some woman's magazine it's good to schedule at least one night a week to ensure a healthy marriage or something. Sadly, that's the most boring night, she just lies there like a cold fish.
Oral 3 times a week. Vaginal once a month. Anal after almost every shower.Let me fix this for you.
(assuming you shower daily)Ha ha. Not quite. We had a little mess on the sheets after the last ATD.
Does she use an enema beforehand? Because honestly, while that may be an issue (electrolytes) if used on a daily basis, it's not so if used on a weekly basis. That also eliminates any "little messes" in the future.
What do you mean if it's not too hot or too cold? Don't you have A/C or something like that?
Serious answer, usually once on the weekends, maybe twice if it's not too hot or not too cold. Also every Wednesday night, she read in some woman's magazine it's good to schedule at least one night a week to ensure a healthy marriage or something. Sadly, that's the most boring night, she just lies there like a cold fish.