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Economist 3f97
Truly classic. Bumping it for the new job market meat.
Classic, bumping it for the new meat.
Economist a627
bump
Economist 16d8
bumpity bump
Economist e060
What ever happened to this dude?
Economist 638d
Bob King wrote it.
Economist dacb
What ever happened to this dude? Bob King wrote it.
The Mods have small PPs. They instantaneously delete posts that tangentially touch their sensibilities. Today they deleted popular threads from 9 years ago that constituted a part of EJMR history!
Economist d015
Needs a bump
Post <blockquote>I landed the job An assistant professor And at a good place Time to get going I need to achieve tenure Publish or perish I took a big step I submitted my best paper To the JME It is a huge deal This one may make or break me I cross my fingers A year has now passed What is taking them so long Only five years left I emailed Bob King Surely that will help me out I should hear any day It's now 18 months He never replied to me Time to try again Four years to tenure Still no word from JME I am getting mad Thirty two long months The decision letter comes It is hard to breath I am rejected But Bob King gives me some hope The door is left open Not what I wanted But at least there is some hope I will make the changes I slave for four months I do all that the refs ask I send it to Bob Another year passes That makes four for me with bob Two years to tenure At long last, good news A revise and resubmit This might get me there It has been five years I send the new draft to Bob It will be worth it A long year passes My tenure vote is next week I email Bob King You fat f**king slob You rejected my paper I am really f**ked I read Bob's letter My topic was not timely Was hot two years ago I hoate your f**king guts You deserve an STD f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k My chair calls me in They voted against tenure I was one pub short One consolation I wrote one thing that mattered Econ Prof Fired</blockquote>
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