Wow, Freudian slip right there. Long time user. Though the other likely true, ngl.
As an owner of a Moka Pot and a former long time loser, I have to say the coffee produced in them is not worth the added effort to keep it clean and tidy. I'd rather just by nice whole beans and do it drip style with filtered water.
Also, you look like suuuuuucccchhhhhh a douche pulling out the Moka Pot. Whenever I see one now, I think "trying too hard".