Bodybuilder here. I sometimes post some stuff from our forum that I think you guys would like. But now I have a real econ question for you.
I am on way back from the gym. Pretty stoked because I just managed to bench 400, pretty damn good even for a guy who comes in at a chiseled 240 lbs.
I am driving along South Lake Ave near Chicago U. I am texting my bros about my lift and when I change lanes, I cut some guy off really bad. He honks. Whatever, no harm. f**k off.
Later, I stop off at a store to buy some Muscle Milk. The car I cut off pulls in behind me. Out comes this old dude wearing coke bottle glasses. I don’t want any trouble, I still have a few months left on my probation for beating the piss out of some asshole bouncer. But as I walk toward him to apologize, he sucker punches me in my nuts. I double over. Then the guy picks my up like I am a baby and throws me into a dumpster.
For a good minute, he is raining blows down upon me. He is stronger than a gorilla. I am beaten to a bloody pulp, begging him that I can’t take any more. The old dude grins, and says
“In my business, we call that the Heckman Correction. Consider this a free lesson mother f**ker.”
He takes out his wallet and throws a bunch of bills at me.
“Go see a doctor.”
I looked up Heckman Correction and it has something to do with econ. Can you tell me what this means? I am terrified of this psycho, I can’t sleep.