My girlfriend of three years put on 20 lbs in these three years.
I love her as a person but want her older physical figure back.
What should I do?
I wanna ask my girlfriend to lose her weight but can't
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My girlfriend loves chocolate. She's always eating chocolate. She likes to joke she's got a chocolate addiction. She says stuff like, "Keep those chocolates away from me, I'm addicted!" So annoying.
So one night I put her in the car, and I drove her downtown. I pointed out a crack addict, and I said, "You see that, sweetheart? Why can't you be that skinny?"