and I know why. It's because they're mostly people who have no understanding of the tools/methods they use and still need to get things done. If I were some of them, I would just not even bother. The worst part is how most of them try to pull it off while trying to give the impression they're not totally lost and clueless. Euh, can't deal with these people. Why can't they just say "bro, I dont understand any of this stuff". It's always buzzword after buzzword and a passive aggressive arrogance as a substitute for real confidence.
I'm allergic to business people ...
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This post is on the money. MBA's literally spend years and thousands of dollars learning how to trick you into thinking they are capable of anything at all. Instead they could have spent the same amount of time & effort into learning an actual skill. No wonder that any organization that has them in any substantial number sinks.
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MBA's literally spend years and thousands of dollars learning how to trick you into thinking they are capable of anything at all. Instead they could have spent the same amount of time & effort into learning an actual skill.
You mean an actual skill like p-hacking and coming up with creative ideas for sh*tty papers that nobody reads?
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MBA's literally spend years and thousands of dollars learning how to trick you into thinking they are capable of anything at all. Instead they could have spent the same amount of time & effort into learning an actual skill.
You mean an actual skill like p-hacking and coming up with creative ideas for sh*tty papers that nobody reads?
Believe it or not the reasoning skills acquired during p-hacking and writting s**tty papers are more valuable than an MBA (whose net contribution is actually negative).
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MBA's literally spend years and thousands of dollars learning how to trick you into thinking they are capable of anything at all. Instead they could have spent the same amount of time & effort into learning an actual skill.
You mean an actual skill like p-hacking and coming up with creative ideas for sh*tty papers that nobody reads?
Believe it or not the reasoning skills acquired during p-hacking and writting s**tty papers are more valuable than an MBA (whose net contribution is actually negative).
Oh sorry what is more valuable is to get a load of these MBA's who keep repeating "The network is more important than the skills" and whose concept of doing business is playing beerpong with "possibly important people in the future". These people are complete jokes! Look at your president.
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Business people have different skills than us. They know how to execute in a way most of us don’t. Let me ask. What are the first five steps you would take to open a lemonade stand? (Hint: None of them involve running a regression.)
First you do the lemonade.
Then you create the stand.
Then you move outside.
Then you collect the money.MBA's concept : Let me socialize with 5 year olds because they might have a lemonade stand in the future and maybe they will hire me as a useless parasite that will eat up on their profits.
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Yeah, tell us about the positive contributions all these papers on CEO d*kk size have made to humanity.
MBA's literally spend years and thousands of dollars learning how to trick you into thinking they are capable of anything at all. Instead they could have spent the same amount of time & effort into learning an actual skill.
You mean an actual skill like p-hacking and coming up with creative ideas for sh*tty papers that nobody reads?
Believe it or not the reasoning skills acquired during p-hacking and writting s**tty papers are more valuable than an MBA (whose net contribution is actually negative).
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Non-negative is better than negative.
Yeah, tell us about the positive contributions all these papers on CEO d*kk size have made to humanity.
MBA's literally spend years and thousands of dollars learning how to trick you into thinking they are capable of anything at all. Instead they could have spent the same amount of time & effort into learning an actual skill.
You mean an actual skill like p-hacking and coming up with creative ideas for sh*tty papers that nobody reads?
Believe it or not the reasoning skills acquired during p-hacking and writting s**tty papers are more valuable than an MBA (whose net contribution is actually negative).
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It's well known effect that when you fire all the MBA's the company starts performing better.
Can't wait to see your methodology that calculates the total value contribution of all MBAs and compares it with the contribution of reg monkeys.
Non-negative is better than negative.
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It's well known effect that when you fire all the MBA's the company starts performing better.
Can't wait to see your methodology that calculates the total value contribution of all MBAs and compares it with the contribution of reg monkeys.
Non-negative is better than negative.
Some light hearted reading for you my friend
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but breh, you have to "AB test" dat sweet lemonade before going to market! ljl.
Business people have different skills than us. They know how to execute in a way most of us don’t. Let me ask. What are the first five steps you would take to open a lemonade stand? (Hint: None of them involve running a regression.)
First you do the lemonade.
Then you create the stand.
Then you move outside.
Then you collect the money.
MBA's concept : Let me socialize with 5 year olds because they might have a lemonade stand in the future and maybe they will hire me as a useless parasite that will eat up on their profits. -
Well known as in "I read some anecdote somewhere in an article written by some journalist"? Such scholarship.
It's well known effect that when you fire all the MBA's the company starts performing better.
Can't wait to see your methodology that calculates the total value contribution of all MBAs and compares it with the contribution of reg monkeys.
Non-negative is better than negative.
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I went to U of M... many of those Ross kids were not very bright. Had to pay tutors loads of money to get that A- (or better) in calculus...
It's funny that econ majors were considered Ross rejects, but they honestly seemed much brighter, especially the ones who double majored with stats.
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Business people have different skills than us. They know how to execute in a way most of us don’t. Let me ask. What are the first five steps you would take to open a lemonade stand? (Hint: None of them involve running a regression.)
Look for areas with high foot traffic.
Make lemonade.
Ask people to test your lemonade, and improve.
Decorate your stand with some noticable stuff to attract customer.
Profit.See, anyone with half a brain can do that.
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I don't understand : If I were an MBA citing an article from the Times, the MFCK Times! would be proof of my superior intelligence!
Well known as in "I read some anecdote somewhere in an article written by some journalist"? Such scholarship.
It's well known effect that when you fire all the MBA's the company starts performing better.
Can't wait to see your methodology that calculates the total value contribution of all MBAs and compares it with the contribution of reg monkeys.
Non-negative is better than negative.
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This post is on the money. MBA's literally spend years and thousands of dollars learning how to trick you into thinking they are capable of anything at all. Instead they could have spent the same amount of time & effort into learning an actual skill.
The difference between MBA and Phd is actually rather small, the first is for the more practically inclined whereas the second is for the more theoretically inclined. Needless to say that MBAs make more in their career; anyway there is no reason for phds to become arrogant.
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MBA quant jocks use their rigorous training in first year graduate statistics to build complex financial and operational models. Their analytical training is ideal for launching the next Facebook, Google or Apple.
Business people have different skills than us. They know how to execute in a way most of us don’t. Let me ask. What are the first five steps you would take to open a lemonade stand? (Hint: None of them involve running a regression.)