I haven't had good sex for about 2 yrs now. But I do have regular mediocre sex.
Married guy here just being honest
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What are you guys even calling good sex? Just something more than the basic missionary position and an occasional blow job that you would do in any sexually active relationship? Or do you mean more advanced stuff like anal, facials, threesomes and other things you typically see the porn stars doing?
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Bear, you are a perv. Good sex is not defined on the technicalities, like positions or number of participants. It's about the level of orgasm, and the kind of satisfaction you have after sex.
What are you guys even calling good sex? Just something more than the basic missionary position and an occasional blow job that you would do in any sexually active relationship? Or do you mean more advanced stuff like anal, facials, threesomes and other things you typically see the porn stars doing?
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Occasional blowjob? Bear is clearly not married. Blowjobs end after the honeymoon. I am lucky if I get that twice a year.
What are you guys even calling good sex? Just something more than the basic missionary position and an occasional blow job that you would do in any sexually active relationship? Or do you mean more advanced stuff like anal, facials, threesomes and other things you typically see the porn stars doing?
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Opposite problem, wife has no problem with a blowie but doesn't want to have sex very often.
Occasional blowjob? Bear is clearly not married. Blowjobs end after the honeymoon. I am lucky if I get that twice a year.
What are you guys even calling good sex? Just something more than the basic missionary position and an occasional blow job that you would do in any sexually active relationship? Or do you mean more advanced stuff like anal, facials, threesomes and other things you typically see the porn stars doing? -
I should add that I did get a lot of them during honeymoon. But after that the party was over. Regular sex though. 2~3 times per week and good quality. But no BJs. You can't have it all.
Occasional blowjob? Bear is clearly not married. Blowjobs end after the honeymoon. I am lucky if I get that twice a year.
What are you guys even calling good sex? Just something more than the basic missionary position and an occasional blow job that you would do in any sexually active relationship? Or do you mean more advanced stuff like anal, facials, threesomes and other things you typically see the porn stars doing? -
Bear, you are a perv. Good sex is not defined on the technicalities, like positions or number of participants. It's about the level of orgasm, and the kind of satisfaction you have after sex.
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