Who is the greatest mathturbator of all time? That is, who came up with the most convoluted/complex theory that went absolutely no where?
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Minnesota sucks, reduced form rocks, no hot girls in economics, DSGE stupid, barbulis we miss you, we love R, we will get fiecked in the ASSA, reg monkeys stupid, Iowa is dead, economists don't know anything only people in wallstreet do, Word bad LaTex good, BC no good, Rochester died, Mark Bils is a god, continous effort is key, UPenn full of pedophiles, OP no good, bear good, EL good, Krugman no good, Rosser crazy, Bruno Frey worse than a pedophile, consider Moscow, Russia, Beamer good Powerpoint bad, theory is mathturbation, top 10 or die, cover letters should be 5 pages long, undergrads stupid, grad students poor, and I mean this in the least arrogant way possible.
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Is that the inside baseball?
Minnesota sucks, reduced form rocks, no hot girls in economics, DSGE stupid, barbulis we miss you, we love R, we will get fiecked in the ASSA, reg monkeys stupid, Iowa is dead, economists don't know anything only people in wallstreet do, Word bad LaTex good, BC no good, Rochester died, Mark Bils is a god, continous effort is key, UPenn full of pedophiles, OP no good, bear good, EL good, Krugman no good, Rosser crazy, Bruno Frey worse than a pedophile, consider Moscow, Russia, Beamer good Powerpoint bad, theory is mathturbation, top 10 or die, cover letters should be 5 pages long, undergrads stupid, grad students poor, and I mean this in the least arrogant way possible.
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Only iSheep would choose this over superior devices like the Asus Transformer. So if you want to look cool in a cafe and impress other iLemmings with that apple logo, get the iPad. If you care about features and superior technology, go Transformer.
But I got to hand it to Apple. They will market the improved screen and their delayed adoption of LTE like they invented both and people will eat it up.
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I got this letter:
"Dear [...],
we are not going to give you the job. While it would be an overstatement to say that I am personally sorry about it, I do acknowledge that we have been known to make the wrong hiring decisions.
To tell you the truth, our selection process is hampered by the involvement of self-important, ignorant and scheming faculty members, who have not published impressively themselves but feel they can judge the potential of others. Given our lack of true experience and insight, we generally approve of top affiliations and emphasize letters by famous persons.
It is possible that this did not work in your favor, but I hate to - well, I don't really hate to, but I will in any case - break to you that the same factors will screw up your market elsewhere. For what it's worth, good luck,
[...]"
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