Whoever you are (bot or incomprehensible person), please keep these posts going.
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That is hilarious. I can just imagine an assistant professor coming to me and dictating who we must select for his competition. I bet you made the dept chairs day - that is just funny!! We want to hire the best person - the one we think we will be successful in publishing, teaching, and service. Of course research is the main one but we are not to trying to maximize publications in year 1 in the top 3 but over the next 10 years. Personally, I would tell you to please go ahead whistle, I would personally make the reservation for you in the provosts office.
I can just imagine an assistant professor coming to me... 1. Who are you? Are you just someone like me doing our job in the department?... and dictating ...2. We are not dictationg, dept chairs are... who we must select for his competition...Yes, the dept is not your property and we dont want you to hire whoever ypu want but based on merit not nepotism or corrupt system. I bet you made the dept chairs day ...yes he was and still is really worried...- that is just funny...it is!! We want to hire the best person - the one we think we will be successful in publishing, teaching, and service. YES, same here! Of course research is the main one ...exactly, same here...but we are not to trying to maximize publications in year 1 in the top 3 but over the next 10 years...who is thinking differently?. Personally, I would tell you to please go ahead whistle,...I did... I would personally make the reservation for you in the provosts office...you dont need that because the hiring process changed and we will all vote for who to hire and all interviews will be recorded and kept as an evidence, as per provost office.
Official Accounting JM Thread 2022
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A job is a job.
For sure, I hear Cyprus and Kazakhstan are lovely places to live, right?
237 jobs (not including multiple lines) so far.
If you have a pulse, you get a job.go work at McDonalds then.
Guys, I did work for MacDonalds, good thing is people didn't stab your back + you get a bigmac for free.
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How is it viewed if as a seasoned prof you interview somewhere but don't take the job if offered. Does it burn all future opportunity w/ that school or give you a bad reputation? Interested in a place and confident I'd get interview but not 100% that I would take an offer. Would depend on several factors. Or is it assumed that req'd consideration is sorted pre-interview?
Hi TZ, I know you want to use an external offer to get a raise at OSU. Not gonna work.
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What is impact if not citation? Our papers have no real impact.
Hi small guy, Your post had no logic. Bean counters in accounting focuses on counting the number of pubs and donot care about impact. Citations are not a perfect measure of impact but are correlated.
Sounds like you are very big into counting yourself. Current research shows that the most homophobic people are actually gay, so do you just want to be an accountant and can’t admit it to yourself? Come on big guy, it’s ok, we won’t hurt you.
For sure, I hear Cyprus and Kazakhstan are lovely places to live, right?
They are counting numbers again. Just just bean counting publications. I just notice from another thread that one accounting guy published almost 20 papers and have fewer than 900 citations. Wow…. Super beancounter, there should be a marvel movie for him
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How is it viewed if as a seasoned prof you interview somewhere but don't take the job if offered. Does it burn all future opportunity w/ that school or give you a bad reputation? Interested in a place and confident I'd get interview but not 100% that I would take an offer. Would depend on several factors. Or is it assumed that req'd consideration is sorted pre-interview?
Hi TZ, I know you want to use an external offer to get a raise at OSU. Not gonna work.
Is TZ on the market? Last time he selectively applied to schools that would give him an offer so he could negotiate a raise.
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To be fair, he’s had a pretty good run lately.
How is it viewed if as a seasoned prof you interview somewhere but don't take the job if offered. Does it burn all future opportunity w/ that school or give you a bad reputation? Interested in a place and confident I'd get interview but not 100% that I would take an offer. Would depend on several factors. Or is it assumed that req'd consideration is sorted pre-interview?
Hi TZ, I know you want to use an external offer to get a raise at OSU. Not gonna work.
Is TZ on the market? Last time he selectively applied to schools that would give him an offer so he could negotiate a raise.
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To be fair, he’s had a pretty good run lately.
How is it viewed if as a seasoned prof you interview somewhere but don't take the job if offered. Does it burn all future opportunity w/ that school or give you a bad reputation? Interested in a place and confident I'd get interview but not 100% that I would take an offer. Would depend on several factors. Or is it assumed that req'd consideration is sorted pre-interview?
Hi TZ, I know you want to use an external offer to get a raise at OSU. Not gonna work.
Is TZ on the market? Last time he selectively applied to schools that would give him an offer so he could negotiate a raise.
Who's TZ?
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To be fair, he took a vacation for about seven years.
To be fair, he’s had a pretty good run lately.
How is it viewed if as a seasoned prof you interview somewhere but don't take the job if offered. Does it burn all future opportunity w/ that school or give you a bad reputation? Interested in a place and confident I'd get interview but not 100% that I would take an offer. Would depend on several factors. Or is it assumed that req'd consideration is sorted pre-interview?
Hi TZ, I know you want to use an external offer to get a raise at OSU. Not gonna work.
Is TZ on the market? Last time he selectively applied to schools that would give him an offer so he could negotiate a raise.
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To be fair, he took a vacation for about seven years.
To be fair, he’s had a pretty good run lately.
Hi TZ, I know you want to use an external offer to get a raise at OSU. Not gonna work.
Is TZ on the market? Last time he selectively applied to schools that would give him an offer so he could negotiate a raise.
You guys post stuff here without really having a clue about what is going in real life. His daughter passed away a few years back.