The list of shame!
Wisconsin Madison - AT, Houston - LR, wharton - CS, Boston college - KSC, Georgetown University - AD, Harvard - BB, Northwestern University - JMK & TH, Indiana - MP, Ohio State University - KL, Texas A&M University - HJ, University of Colorado-Boulder - AM, University of Illinois-Urbana-Champaign - CM (complete failure), University of Michigan-Ann Arbor - SA, University of Notre Dame - LM, MT, University of Texas - Dallas - FS, UFlorida- IM
Official Accounting JM Thread 2023
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Does this compensate for your minuscule “manhood”?
The list of shame!
Wisconsin Madison - AT, Houston - LR, wharton - CS, Boston college - KSC, Georgetown University - AD, Harvard - BB, Northwestern University - JMK & TH, Indiana - MP, Ohio State University - KL, Texas A&M University - HJ, University of Colorado-Boulder - AM, University of Illinois-Urbana-Champaign - CM (complete failure), University of Michigan-Ann Arbor - SA, University of Notre Dame - LM, MT, University of Texas - Dallas - FS, UFlorida- IM -
Stay away from Northeastern and Boston!!! Awaaaayyyy...
Tenure requirements 3 top3 - say good buy to tenure
No phd program - no qualified TA/RA students
RA budget half of all other R1 schools
summer support half of all other R1 schools
teaching load heavy - 4-0 ( - they say its 3-0 but its just too many hours teaching)
very confusing rules
rude administration
very expensive area
good fluck
Massive exodus from Northeastern.How many are leaving Northeastern?
How many and who?
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why?
The list of shame!
Wisconsin Madison - AT, Houston - LR, wharton - CS, Boston college - KSC, Georgetown University - AD, Harvard - BB, Northwestern University - JMK & TH, Indiana - MP, Ohio State University - KL, Texas A&M University - HJ, University of Colorado-Boulder - AM, University of Illinois-Urbana-Champaign - CM (complete failure), University of Michigan-Ann Arbor - SA, University of Notre Dame - LM, MT, University of Texas - Dallas - FS, UFlorida- IM -
Unlikely. You can try the SEC/PCAOB/FASB or some other government research job. Then maybe
I love doing research and if I end up working in industry, with a few pubs in the future, is it possible to come back to academia with a tenure-track position?
Go to a lower tier school first. It is easier to move up after you prove your ability.
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Welcome to the worst advice ever.
Unlikely. You can try the SEC/PCAOB/FASB or some other government research job. Then maybe
I love doing research and if I end up working in industry, with a few pubs in the future, is it possible to come back to academia with a tenure-track position?
Go to a lower tier school first. It is easier to move up after you prove your ability.
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Does this compensate for your minuscule “manhood”?
The list of shame!
Wisconsin Madison - AT, Houston - LR, wharton - CS, Boston college - KSC, Georgetown University - AD, Harvard - BB, Northwestern University - JMK & TH, Indiana - MP, Ohio State University - KL, Texas A&M University - HJ, University of Colorado-Boulder - AM, University of Illinois-Urbana-Champaign - CM (complete failure), University of Michigan-Ann Arbor - SA, University of Notre Dame - LM, MT, University of Texas - Dallas - FS, UFlorida- IM
Clearly doesn't compensate 4 $h!tty interview skills, $h!tty personality, $h!tty teaching and some bull$h!t crpyto-based dissertation.
'Weirdly autistic and profoundly uncharismatic'.
-Peter Thiel
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So, no?
Does this compensate for your minuscule “manhood”?
The list of shame!
Wisconsin Madison - AT, Houston - LR, wharton - CS, Boston college - KSC, Georgetown University - AD, Harvard - BB, Northwestern University - JMK & TH, Indiana - MP, Ohio State University - KL, Texas A&M University - HJ, University of Colorado-Boulder - AM, University of Illinois-Urbana-Champaign - CM (complete failure), University of Michigan-Ann Arbor - SA, University of Notre Dame - LM, MT, University of Texas - Dallas - FS, UFlorida- IM
Clearly doesn't compensate 4 $h!tty interview skills, $h!tty personality, $h!tty teaching and some bull$h!t crpyto-based dissertation.
'Weirdly autistic and profoundly uncharismatic'.
-Peter Thiel -
So, no?
Does this compensate for your minuscule “manhood”?
The list of shame!
Wisconsin Madison - AT, Houston - LR, wharton - CS, Boston college - KSC, Georgetown University - AD, Harvard - BB, Northwestern University - JMK & TH, Indiana - MP, Ohio State University - KL, Texas A&M University - HJ, University of Colorado-Boulder - AM, University of Illinois-Urbana-Champaign - CM (complete failure), University of Michigan-Ann Arbor - SA, University of Notre Dame - LM, MT, University of Texas - Dallas - FS, UFlorida- IM
Clearly doesn't compensate 4 $h!tty interview skills, $h!tty personality, $h!tty teaching and some bull$h!t crpyto-based dissertation.
'Weirdly autistic and profoundly uncharismatic'.
-Peter Thiel
And here we go again...
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Does this compensate for your minuscule “manhood”?
The list of shame!
Wisconsin Madison - AT, Houston - LR, wharton - CS, Boston college - KSC, Georgetown University - AD, Harvard - BB, Northwestern University - JMK & TH, Indiana - MP, Ohio State University - KL, Texas A&M University - HJ, University of Colorado-Boulder - AM, University of Illinois-Urbana-Champaign - CM (complete failure), University of Michigan-Ann Arbor - SA, University of Notre Dame - LM, MT, University of Texas - Dallas - FS, UFlorida- IM
Clearly doesn't compensate 4 $h!tty interview skills, $h!tty personality, $h!tty teaching and some bull$h!t crpyto-based dissertation.
'Weirdly autistic and profoundly uncharismatic'.
-Peter ThielIts as gig as ur tall.
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Does this compensate for your minuscule “manhood”?
The list of shame!
Wisconsin Madison - AT, Houston - LR, wharton - CS, Boston college - KSC, Georgetown University - AD, Harvard - BB, Northwestern University - JMK & TH, Indiana - MP, Ohio State University - KL, Texas A&M University - HJ, University of Colorado-Boulder - AM, University of Illinois-Urbana-Champaign - CM (complete failure), University of Michigan-Ann Arbor - SA, University of Notre Dame - LM, MT, University of Texas - Dallas - FS, UFlorida- IM
Clearly doesn't compensate 4 $h!tty interview skills, $h!tty personality, $h!tty teaching and some bull$h!t crpyto-based dissertation.
'Weirdly autistic and profoundly uncharismatic'.
-Peter Thiel5-foot-long manhood would suffice 4u & the entire list for a couple of years.
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Does this compensate for your minuscule “manhood”?
The list of shame!
Wisconsin Madison - AT, Houston - LR, wharton - CS, Boston college - KSC, Georgetown University - AD, Harvard - BB, Northwestern University - JMK & TH, Indiana - MP, Ohio State University - KL, Texas A&M University - HJ, University of Colorado-Boulder - AM, University of Illinois-Urbana-Champaign - CM (complete failure), University of Michigan-Ann Arbor - SA, University of Notre Dame - LM, MT, University of Texas - Dallas - FS, UFlorida- IM
Clearly doesn't compensate 4 $h!tty interview skills, $h!tty personality, $h!tty teaching and some bull$h!t crpyto-based dissertation.
'Weirdly autistic and profoundly uncharismatic'.
-Peter ThielThis is the US accounting academia environment, people, and mentality! If that's not clear enough for you than you are either stupid, blind or too desperate.
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Does this compensate for your minuscule “manhood”?
The list of shame!
Wisconsin Madison - AT, Houston - LR, wharton - CS, Boston college - KSC, Georgetown University - AD, Harvard - BB, Northwestern University - JMK & TH, Indiana - MP, Ohio State University - KL, Texas A&M University - HJ, University of Colorado-Boulder - AM, University of Illinois-Urbana-Champaign - CM (complete failure), University of Michigan-Ann Arbor - SA, University of Notre Dame - LM, MT, University of Texas - Dallas - FS, UFlorida- IM
Clearly doesn't compensate 4 $h!tty interview skills, $h!tty personality, $h!tty teaching and some bull$h!t crpyto-based dissertation.
'Weirdly autistic and profoundly uncharismatic'.
-Peter Thiel5-foot-long manhood would suffice 4u & the entire list for a couple of years.
That'd one of the best charities.
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Does this compensate for your minuscule “manhood”?
The list of shame!
Wisconsin Madison - AT, Houston - LR, wharton - CS, Boston college - KSC, Georgetown University - AD, Harvard - BB, Northwestern University - JMK & TH, Indiana - MP, Ohio State University - KL, Texas A&M University - HJ, University of Colorado-Boulder - AM, University of Illinois-Urbana-Champaign - CM (complete failure), University of Michigan-Ann Arbor - SA, University of Notre Dame - LM, MT, University of Texas - Dallas - FS, UFlorida- IM
Clearly doesn't compensate 4 $h!tty interview skills, $h!tty personality, $h!tty teaching and some bull$h!t crpyto-based dissertation.
'Weirdly autistic and profoundly uncharismatic'.
-Peter Thiel5-foot-long manhood would suffice 4u & the entire list for a couple of years.
Secret sex appeal revealed
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I love doing research and if I end up working in industry, with a few pubs in the future, is it possible to come back to academia with a tenure-track position?
Go to a lower tier school first. It is easier to move up after you prove your ability.
Unrealistic advice. Moving up is extremely rare because it's a clubby profession.
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2022-2023 Accounting Job Market Spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1lV1D8S5hFjVbqdDvRtTfPSNGkXQq-f-D2IZJfttSGD0/edit?usp=sharingup
It seems like a pretty good year to be a rookie candidate! Though JZ from Tilburg just took the Lehigh spot. I wouldn't be surprised to see other 2020 grads moving this year, followed by an aftermarket for the slots they leave open.
Is this confirmed? JZ is leaving Tilburg? That's really bad for them, he was probably the smartest faculty member in Tilburg.
Avoid Tilburg University:
https://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/tilburg-university-the-woke-capital-of-netherlandistanAnd especially the accounting department, really bad for juniors