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Economist
6158

The level of whining on this thread is unbelievable.
LIFE IS NOT FAIR.
Get over it. It's like talking to my 6 year old.

Life is not fair for who? The list of shame?
Wisconsin Madison - AT, Houston - LR, wharton - CS, Boston college - KSC, Georgetown University - AD, Harvard - BB, Northwestern University - JMK & TH, Indiana - MP, Ohio State University - KL, Texas A&M University - HJ, University of Colorado-Boulder - AM, University of Illinois-Urbana-Champaign - CM (complete failure), University of Michigan-Ann Arbor - SA, University of Notre Dame - LM, MT, University of Texas - Dallas - FS, UFlorida- IM

OMG! I was half joking before, but this is EXACTLY like talking to my 6th year old. Yes, the definition of life is unfair means that some do better than others even if they don't deserve it.

Dont change subject. Focus on the corruption in accounting academia, starting from this list.

1 month ago # QUOTE 0 Volod 1 Vlad !
Economist
c01a

The level of whining on this thread is unbelievable.
LIFE IS NOT FAIR.
Get over it. It's like talking to my 6 year old.

Life is not fair for who? The list of shame?
Wisconsin Madison - AT, Houston - LR, wharton - CS, Boston college - KSC, Georgetown University - AD, Harvard - BB, Northwestern University - JMK & TH, Indiana - MP, Ohio State University - KL, Texas A&M University - HJ, University of Colorado-Boulder - AM, University of Illinois-Urbana-Champaign - CM (complete failure), University of Michigan-Ann Arbor - SA, University of Notre Dame - LM, MT, University of Texas - Dallas - FS, UFlorida- IM

OMG! I was half joking before, but this is EXACTLY like talking to my 6th year old. Yes, the definition of life is unfair means that some do better than others even if they don't deserve it.

Dont change subject. Focus on the corruption in accounting academia, starting from this list.

@ the one with a 6 years old ... . Please tell that to the ones who are left with an americun piece of paper in their hands in the middle of nowhere.

1 month ago # QUOTE 0 Volod 0 Vlad !
Economist
a835

The level of whining on this thread is unbelievable.
LIFE IS NOT FAIR.
Get over it. It's like talking to my 6 year old.

Life is not fair for who? The list of shame?
Wisconsin Madison - AT, Houston - LR, wharton - CS, Boston college - KSC, Georgetown University - AD, Harvard - BB, Northwestern University - JMK & TH, Indiana - MP, Ohio State University - KL, Texas A&M University - HJ, University of Colorado-Boulder - AM, University of Illinois-Urbana-Champaign - CM (complete failure), University of Michigan-Ann Arbor - SA, University of Notre Dame - LM, MT, University of Texas - Dallas - FS, UFlorida- IM

OMG! I was half joking before, but this is EXACTLY like talking to my 6th year old. Yes, the definition of life is unfair means that some do better than others even if they don't deserve it.

Dam you sound like if you lived in the 1860s you wouldn’t be against slavery because life is unfair and slaves are slaves even if they don’t deserve to be.

1 month ago # QUOTE 1 Volod 0 Vlad !
Economist
dd2a

The level of whining on this thread is unbelievable.
LIFE IS NOT FAIR.
Get over it. It's like talking to my 6 year old.

Life is not fair for who? The list of shame?
Wisconsin Madison - AT, Houston - LR, wharton - CS, Boston college - KSC, Georgetown University - AD, Harvard - BB, Northwestern University - JMK & TH, Indiana - MP, Ohio State University - KL, Texas A&M University - HJ, University of Colorado-Boulder - AM, University of Illinois-Urbana-Champaign - CM (complete failure), University of Michigan-Ann Arbor - SA, University of Notre Dame - LM, MT, University of Texas - Dallas - FS, UFlorida- IM

OMG! I was half joking before, but this is EXACTLY like talking to my 6th year old. Yes, the definition of life is unfair means that some do better than others even if they don't deserve it.

Dam you sound like if you lived in the 1860s you wouldn’t be against slavery because life is unfair and slaves are slaves even if they don’t deserve to be.

Damn you and those who invented the shortage of accounting phds!

1 month ago # QUOTE 2 Volod 0 Vlad !
Economist
a835

Accounting jmc --> Chinabro
Monkey --> someone who is probably a 'DEI' candidate per the Chinabro.
Chinabros really have a thing for monkeys being equated to DEI and a specific set of DEI's.
Not very subtle are the Chinabros.

Funny thing is, there are departments led by Chinabros who hire undeserving chinabros. So if this is a chinabro the level of irony is amusing

This happened pretty recently. If chinabros aren’t corrupt then who is?

1 month ago # QUOTE 0 Volod 0 Vlad !
Economist
1bec

Accounting jmc --> Chinabro
Monkey --> someone who is probably a 'DEI' candidate per the Chinabro.
Chinabros really have a thing for monkeys being equated to DEI and a specific set of DEI's.
Not very subtle are the Chinabros.

Funny thing is, there are departments led by Chinabros who hire undeserving chinabros. So if this is a chinabro the level of irony is amusing

This happened pretty recently. If chinabros aren’t corrupt then who is?

Damn you and those who invented the shortage of accounting phds!
And if that was not enough we have to deal with corruption in placement and publication. But, looks like they found the real "problem" and thats the chinabros! You cannot ask for more fraudulent, unscrupulous fatty breathing beings than those merican accounting f... snakes!

1 month ago # QUOTE 0 Volod 2 Vlad !
Economist
68b5

Accounting jmc --> Chinabro
Monkey --> someone who is probably a 'DEI' candidate per the Chinabro.
Chinabros really have a thing for monkeys being equated to DEI and a specific set of DEI's.
Not very subtle are the Chinabros.

Funny thing is, there are departments led by Chinabros who hire undeserving chinabros. So if this is a chinabro the level of irony is amusing

This happened pretty recently. If chinabros aren’t corrupt then who is?

BINGO! Problem solved - chinabros own the accounting academia including TAR, JAR and JAE, GMAT & GRE, Harvard, Booth, Wharton, UIUC and all sorts of sh!t.

1 month ago # QUOTE 1 Volod 1 Vlad !
Economist
e49e

One example is Duke

Human: I have to go to work everyday
Monkey: I dont
Human: Fair enough, but you dont have any money
Monkey: Neither do you
Accounting jmc: I have to publish to beat you
Monkey: You wont
Accounting jmc: I worked hard and published
Monkey: So?
Accounting jmc: I deserve a better job than you
Monkey: In your dreams
Accounting jmc: I see
Monkey: Told you
Accounting jmc: Why do schools hire monkeys
Monkey: Because we cause no harm
Accounting jmc: Why do schools need Accounting jmcs?
Monkey: To do the job
Accounting jmc: Why schools admit Accounting and monkeys in the phd program?
Monkey: Some work, some entertain
Accounting jmc: do you need more monkeys from now on?
Monkey: There are no more trees left, get another job
Take care of your mental health everyone

Accounting jmc --> Chinabro
Monkey --> someone who is probably a 'DEI' candidate per the Chinabro.
Chinabros really have a thing for monkeys being equated to DEI and a specific set of DEI's.
Not very subtle are the Chinabros.

Funny thing is, there are departments led by Chinabros who hire undeserving chinabros. So if this is a chinabro the level of irony is amusing

1 month ago # QUOTE 0 Volod 0 Vlad !
Economist
460e

For a thread designed to inform market candidates about the active market, this is the least informative thing I have ever seen. Might as well be Real Housewives.

1 month ago # QUOTE 3 Volod 0 Vlad !
Economist
be1d

For a thread designed to inform market candidates about the active market, this is the least informative thing I have ever seen. Might as well be Real Housewives.

Focus on the the list of shame and you will solve the real problem of the accounting academia job market.
Wisconsin Madison - AT, Houston - LR, wharton - CS, Boston college - KSC, Georgetown University - AD, Harvard - BB, Northwestern University - JMK & TH, Indiana - MP, Ohio State University - KL, Texas A&M University - HJ, University of Colorado-Boulder - AM, University of Illinois-Urbana-Champaign - CM (complete failure), University of Michigan-Ann Arbor - SA, University of Notre Dame - LM, MT, University of Texas - Dallas - FS, UFlorida- IM

1 month ago # QUOTE 1 Volod 2 Vlad !
Economist
e585

For a thread designed to inform market candidates about the active market, this is the least informative thing I have ever seen. Might as well be Real Housewives.

It tells you a lot about jmcs this year

1 month ago # QUOTE 2 Volod 0 Vlad !
Economist
a555

Market has started to clear and we are stuck with this nonsense. People not even bothering with the spreadsheet.

For a thread designed to inform market candidates about the active market, this is the least informative thing I have ever seen. Might as well be Real Housewives.

It tells you a lot about jmcs this year

1 month ago # QUOTE 3 Volod 0 Vlad !
Economist
a02b

For a thread designed to inform market candidates about the active market, this is the least informative thing I have ever seen. Might as well be Real Housewives.

It tells you a lot about jmcs this year

JMCs are not writing this junk

1 month ago # QUOTE 0 Volod 0 Vlad !
Economist
d60c

Any big ones?

Market has started to clear and we are stuck with this nonsense. People not even bothering with the spreadsheet.

For a thread designed to inform market candidates about the active market, this is the least informative thing I have ever seen. Might as well be Real Housewives.

It tells you a lot about jmcs this year

1 month ago # QUOTE 0 Volod 0 Vlad !
Economist
30a9

Chinabros are not the issue, it's all the white r.tards that ended up in accounting despite all the privaleges they had. Imagine how stoopid they really have to be to end up here. All the white lemons select into accounting and they basically run the show. I'm glad I left academia.. run while you still have a chance.

1 month ago # QUOTE 2 Volod 2 Vlad !
Economist
8f99

https://www.chicagobooth.edu/faculty/research-workshops/accounting-research

1 month ago # QUOTE 0 Volod 0 Vlad !
Economist
92e9

Any big ones?

Market has started to clear and we are stuck with this nonsense. People not even bothering with the spreadsheet.

For a thread designed to inform market candidates about the active market, this is the least informative thing I have ever seen. Might as well be Real Housewives.

It tells you a lot about jmcs this year

Stanford?

1 month ago # QUOTE 0 Volod 0 Vlad !
Economist
e50c

Brand name matters!

https://www.chicagobooth.edu/faculty/research-workshops/accounting-research

1 month ago # QUOTE 1 Volod 0 Vlad !
Economist
8d26

Brand name matters!

https://www.chicagobooth.edu/faculty/research-workshops/accounting-research

Booth is cancer, real cancer, along with those schools they are inviting jmcs from.

1 month ago # QUOTE 0 Volod 0 Vlad !
Economist
3c24

Brand name matters!

https://www.chicagobooth.edu/faculty/research-workshops/accounting-research

Booth is cancer, real cancer, along with those schools they are inviting jmcs from.

They hire sh!t like RT and use JAR the toilet paper for influencing the accounting academia.

1 month ago # QUOTE 1 Volod 0 Vlad !

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