Who did Yale hire?
Official Marketing JM 2020 Thread
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For a tenured prof in a top-5 department, you sure make a lot of basic writing errors.
Anyway, I'm actually what you claim to be, and haven't seen this at all. The review process in marketing is notoriously endless and nitpicky. Which people and papers in your judgment are so lacking?
You want to publish in marketing?
A few tips. Find a shallow shallow topic, that sounds unbelievable when the results show support. Or find a story where marketing Is the hero to save the day.
Write bunch of theory and bunch of junk! Write half-baked statements under what they call theory.
Pretend to do some fancy statistical analysis that is stolen from some other paper, do a tiny change, sell it.
Then watch it take off.I am a tenure professor at top-5 (marketing department). Sadly, that's true. Even people at Chicago and Stanford .. the so called top departments...do the same.
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At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good-looking. Words can only hurt you if you try to read them.
Question: Does physical attractiveness help on the job market at all? I know this is an odd thought, but will faculty lean toward hiring the more attractive of two candidates, all else being equal?