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Seinfeld Today
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Fauci: "Oh, my goodness. What have they done to you here?"
Kramer: "Huh? Who are you?"
Fauci: "Well, you can just call me Tony."
Kramer: "Dr. Anthony Fauci? The Chief Medical Adviser to the President?"
Fauci: "Last time I checked."
Kramer: "Tony ... can I get out of here now?"
Fauci: "Oh, oh. Sit a bit. Sit a bit. I mean, after all, I drove all the way up here from D.C. just to talk to you."
Kramer: "Oh?"
Fauci: "I even had to cancel a round of golf with the secretary of state. Do you like golf, Mr. Kramer?"
Kramer: "Yeah."
Fauci: "Mr. Kramer - I've been, uh, reading some of your material here. I gotta be honest with you: You make a pretty strong case. I mean, just imagine. An army of nurses in diapers running through the neighborhood jabbing people, door to door."
Kramer: "Yeah! Ha ha."
Fauci: "Well, it's my job. And I'm pretty damn serious about it. In addition to being the Chief Medical Adviser, I'm the Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases. And we both know, it's the job of a director to by god get things done. So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when someone calls me away from my golf."
Kramer: "I'm very, very sorry."
Fauci: "Sure, you're sorry. I think we got a booster shot out at the desk that belongs in your arm. Now, you want that vaccine, don't you Mr. Kramer?"
Kramer: "Sure do!"
Fauci: "Now, that's better."
Kramer, seeing Newman walk into the office with a bucket on his head, escorted by a security man: "Geez. Newman?"
Newman, whimpering: "Tell the world my story."