anal, then dump
Should I split vacation costs with my gf?
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1) Do some internet research and find what it would cost to hire an escort of comparable looks for however long your trip is.
2) Take half of that to impute her value as a sex toy => S
3) Figure out the cost to take her on vacation => C
4a) If S>C, then pay for her 100% costs
4b) If S<C, then expect her to her own way and, eventually, anal, then dump
4c) If 2S<C, then immediately put a brown paper bag over her head and anal, then dump -
Good thing that I was paying my share when I was in grad school (when she was making 3X as much as I). Now although I make 3X as much as her, I fully expect her to pay her share. That said, sometimes I take her out on a date and treat her to a nice dinner and wine, and she treats me to a nice bj & anal. It is a win-win!
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1) Do some internet research and find what it would cost to hire an escort of comparable looks for however long your trip is.
2) Take half of that to impute her value as a sex toy => S
3) Figure out the cost to take her on vacation => C
4a) If S>C, then pay for her 100% costs
4b) If S<C, then expect her to her own way and, eventually, anal, then dump
4c) If 2S<C, then immediately put a brown paper bag over her head and anal, then dump -
3 months? You crazy? Stop worshiping women. They are just people. Think of how you would feel if someone you've dated for 3 months paid for your vacation. Sure, it's nice, but unless you are an exploitative being you would feel like you owe them big time. That's a huge turn-off.
If she is upset by you not paying and she dumps you (unlikely), then good riddance. But if she is a semi-decent human being, not only will this be better for the outlook of your relationship, she will also realize you are an alpha bro who doesn't feel like he has to pay to keep a woman.
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Dear OP, it all depends on the sex. pay for what the sex is worth. Do you get your dick sucked at least 5 times a day? Does she swallow? Does she have any sexy girlfriends she invites to treat you to threesomes? Does she do anal? What about ass-to-mouth?
If the answer is no to any of these questions, then she must pay her way until she knows better.
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It's a simple function:
r - your share
A - how good looking you are
B - how good looking she is
0 < A, B < 10
If
A > B, then anal
A = B, then split
A < B, then r = 1/2 + [(B - A)/10]*2,5r can be perceived as almost continuous as there are a number of different costs involved
if r > 1, start buying her even more stuff -
pretty sure everything in this post is fake
Good thing that I was paying my share when I was in grad school (when she was making 3X as much as I). Now although I make 3X as much as her, I fully expect her to pay her share. That said, sometimes I take her out on a date and treat her to a nice dinner and wine, and she treats me to a nice bj & anal. It is a win-win!