Oh. University students still follow you just because of your cookies?? That's so insulting! You treat them like dogs?
Insulting? I suppose you don't like free ice cream too, huh?
What's insulting about getting a cookie in a lecture hall when others don't get one? (plus the physical manifestation of besting other students) I don't treat my students like dogs, but I also don't treat them like nobility or snowflakes either.