Update: Pautard replaced by BernieBro who wants to derail class with a discussion about this cool thing called "democratic socialism" and how it's this totally new and awesome economic system that no one's ever talked about before. Then, he'll fight you when you tell him that price controls like minimum wages and rent ceilings have costs and trade-offs that can be calculated and considered whenever evaluating public policy.
The 6 Students You Meet in Hell
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1. The White One
Yup. Seems like there’s one of these in every class. Usually, this is the person in class with pale skin and black, brown, red, or blond hair. As soon as you encounter The White One, you’ll know right away.2. The Black One
This is the person who’s always black. You’ll recognize him instantly from his skin color (black). At first, you might accidentally confuse him for The White One, but eventually, you’ll realize that his skin is darker and put two and two together.3. The Asian One
Whether you’re out on the quad or packed into a lecture hall, you’ll always be able to spot The Asian One. He’ll typically be someone who has a background that somehow connects back to Asia, where lots of other Asian Ones live.4. The Other Kind Of Asian One
This guy. This one looks similar to The Asian One, but you don’t want to confuse the two. Usually, this person is also from Asia, but is somehow different.5. The Latino One
If the professor’s taking roll call and you hear a name like Garcia, Rodriguez, or Lopez, chances are you’ve totally got The Latino One in your midst! You’ll probably notice that this person is a little darker than the White One and a little lighter than The Black One, but not always. That’s The Latino One for you!6. The Indian One
At virtually every college, you’re bound to run into this guy. This is the guy who’s probably got family members from India. If everyone in a classroom represents a different CNN anchor, this guy’s definitely the Fareed Zakaria of the bunch, though it’s hard to really pinpoint exactly why.
(http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-types-student-every-college-class-614#1,)