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• Thread: 1633 Goods vs 161 No Goods

1. Economist
   3c3d
   

   Year 2, after prelims: When I graduate I will have 5 or 6 top 5 pubs! And a tenured offer from MIT or Harvard! Everything I write is pure f*cking gold.

   Year 3: I'm going to graduate and have 1 or 2 top 5 pubs. And a tenured offer from a top 15 school. Even the worst of my papers belong in a top field journal.

   Year 4: I'm going to graduate and have 1 or 2 top field pubs. When I go on the market I will get a ton of interviews and a job at a top 40 department. Even my worst papers deserve publication in Economics Letters.

   Year 6, on the market: F*ck.

   8 years ago # QUOTE 199 Jab 5 No Jab !

2. Economist
   578d
   

   Year 2: Why is 90% of my class Chinese?
   Year 3: Why the f_ck did I want to go to grad school again?
   Year 4: Will I ever lose my virginity?
   Year 5: FML FML FML FML FML
   Year 6, on the market: "Would you like sugar in your soy latte?"

   8 years ago # QUOTE 156 Jab 2 No Jab !

3. Economist
   a20f
   

   Year 1: harrible, harrible, harrible
   Year 2: harrible, harrible, harrible
   Year 3: harrible, harrible, harrible
   Year 4: harrible, harrible, harrible
   Year 5: harrible, harrible, harrible
   Year 6: got butt torn by fieckers guy

   8 years ago # QUOTE 67 Jab 3 No Jab !

4. Economist
   7ae5
   

   Interesting fact: as many as half the Chinese students in most programs are Korean or Japanese

   Year 2: Why is 90% of my class Chinese?

   8 years ago # QUOTE 220 Jab 3 No Jab !

5. Economist
   aa87
   

   Year 6 : you will FAIL your job market. you are gonna get FIECKED. let me know hwen it happens, i will open a bottle of shampaign to celebrate. fiecking job market meat

   8 years ago # QUOTE 69 Jab 0 No Jab !

6. Economist
   066b
   

   Applications so far are terrible. Really awful cohort.

   8 years ago # QUOTE 25 Jab 0 No Jab !

7. Economist
   147e
   

   ^ Relax, only 30% of the candidates applied.

   8 years ago # QUOTE 63 Jab 1 No Jab !

8. Economist
   066b
   

   In fact, we're considering not posting an ad, since the applications are so weak.

   8 years ago # QUOTE 12 Jab 1 No Jab !

9. Economist
   02ee
   

   Year 0: What is the best book to use for self-study of real analysis?
   Year 1: The job of economists is to prove theorems. Nobel prize baby!
   Year 2: You know, applied micro isn't so bad after all.
   Year 3: You know, Mostly Harmless Econometrics is actually quite rigorous.
   Year 4: Just run regressions until you get some stars? But that's data mining! I would never stoop so low.
   Year 5: f**k it, run 100000 more regs! Where's the Stata 13 torrent?

   8 years ago # QUOTE 186 Jab 1 No Jab !

10. Economist
    360e
    

    Year 1: No giod p
    Year 2: No giod p
    Year 3: No giod p
    Year 4: No giod p
    Year 5: No giod p
    Year 6: Why am I still here

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11. Economist
    5197
    

    Before Year 1-
    Undergread: I am going to save the world with my incisive economic insight

    8 years ago # QUOTE 59 Jab 0 No Jab !

12. Economist
    1b13
    

    It's scary how well c3d0 and 2ee8 described my experience.

    8 years ago # QUOTE 17 Jab 0 No Jab !

13. Economist
    0d68
    

    Year 1: gonna get TT position in Top 5
    Year 2: gonna get TT position in Top 10
    Year 3: gonna get TT position in Top 30
    Year 4: gonna get TT position
    Year 5: gonna stay one more year
    Year 6: fck

    8 years ago # QUOTE 52 Jab 0 No Jab !

14. Economist
    2749
    

    this guy knows

    Year 0: What is the best book to use for self-study of real analysis?
    Year 1: The job of economists is to prove theorems. Nobel prize baby!
    Year 2: You know, applied micro isn't so bad after all.
    Year 3: You know, Mostly Harmless Econometrics is actually quite rigorous.
    Year 4: Just run regressions until you get some stars? But that's data mining! I would never stoop so low.
    Year 5: f**k it, run 100000 more regs! Where's the Stata 13 torrent?

    8 years ago # QUOTE 24 Jab 0 No Jab !

15. Economist
    7622
    

    Year 1: Buys tweedy jacket and pipe to suit newfound intellectualism.
    Year 2: Blows off comps in an attempt to lose virginity to OKCupid girl.
    Year 3: Finally understands papers. Realizes econ is s**t.
    Year 4: Writes loop to try all possible specifications. Reports ***.
    year 5: Wears tweedy jacket to job interview at Darwins.

    8 years ago # QUOTE 63 Jab 1 No Jab !

16. Economist
    f808
    

    Year 1: Buys tweedy jacket and pipe to suit newfound intellectualism.
    Year 2: Blows off comps in an attempt to lose virginity to OKCupid girl.
    Year 3: Finally understands papers. Realizes econ is s**t.
    Year 4: Writes loop to try all possible specifications. Reports ***.
    year 5: Wears tweedy jacket to job interview at Darwins.

    Writing a loop to try all the possible specifications. BRILLIANT!

    8 years ago # QUOTE 41 Jab 0 No Jab !

17. Economist
    c02f
    

    REMINDER

    8 years ago # QUOTE 4 Jab 1 No Jab !

18. Economist
    d88b
    

    Year 0: I'll get my masters at Podunk and then transfer to Hahvard!
    Year 1: Top 60 is actually pretty good!
    Year 2: Third time is the charm - Prelims, here I come!

    Year 1: Top 100 is respectable!

    ...

    8 years ago # QUOTE 24 Jab 0 No Jab !

19. Economist
    df6d
    

    Whartmart:

    YEAR 1: WHARTON
    YEAR 2: WAHRTON
    YEAR 3: WAHORTN
    YEAR 4: WAHNORT
    YEAR 5: WAHMORT
    YEAR 6: WAHMART
    YEAR 7: WALMART

    8 years ago # QUOTE 118 Jab 0 No Jab !

20. Economist
    e579
    

    ^LOL

    8 years ago # QUOTE 4 Jab 0 No Jab !

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