I respect a hearty urinal fart. You need to both lack shame and teem with confidence. Here is where "I don't mind s**tting air in front of a colleague," weds an absolute faith that not a toenail will cross the gas/solid line.
I was just in the men's room, and a mid-50s gentleman blew through three farts while taking a leak. I left the sink running for him, in case he needed to launder his briefs.
This happened to me for the first time only a few years ago. Im at the movies and i get up to piss. Guy walks in a few seconds after me, unzips, and lets one rip. I was like wtf?!?
Since then ive noticed guys digging out wedgies, belching, and picking their nose. Its as if all of societys norms are held back by some imaginary bouncer at the bathroom door.
I respect a hearty urinal fart. You need to both lack shame and teem with confidence. Here is where "I don't mind s**tting air in front of a colleague," weds an absolute faith that not a toenail will cross the gas/solid line.
I was just in the men's room, and a mid-50s gentleman blew through three farts while taking a leak. I left the sink running for him, in case he needed to launder his briefs.
OP Chinabro confirmed. Chinabros known for addiction to farting and enjoying the smell of their farts
Late 50's 'bro'here - it may be an age thing. One thing I'm noticing is a greater need to hold the flow on the bladder until I'm ready to let loose. Which leaves less control for those other sphincters, thus the farts. Also finding more things seem to produce flatulence (or more of it) as I get older as well.
Enjoy yourselves now guys. This is your future.
I have been wondering for quite a while: Are these mostly an elderly men and Asian thing? I have never witnessed anyone else letting one out.
The asian thing is more to loudly hhhwwwaaAAACCCHHHH clearing the throat and then hawk out the resulting loogies. Never fails to surprise me that people do this and think it's inaudible outside the restroom.
Hot off the presses. Connecting flight in Milwaukee. Guy walks up right next to me, unzips and let's one rip.
What makes this guys fart unique is that it lasted for at least four seconds. Literally. Four actual seconds. Longest fart ever. Sounded like an electric guitar riff.
Hot off the presses. Connecting flight in Milwaukee. Guy walks up right next to me, unzips and let's one rip.
What makes this guys fart unique is that it lasted for at least four seconds. Literally. Four actual seconds. Longest fart ever. Sounded like an electric guitar riff.
Milwaukeebro here-- if they were a native it was most certainly the combination of beer+cheese+bratwurst with sauerkraut.
Delicious but truly deadly combo.