Goldsmiths, University of London, is removing all beef products from sale - and charging a 10p levy on bottled water and single-use plastic cups.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/aug/12/goldsmiths-bans-beef-from-university-cafes-to-tackle-climate-crisis
University bans hamburgers 'to tackle climate change'
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Behold the Future College Experience!
You munch on your sustainable wormburger as you gaze out of your shipping container onto the Quad. Looks like the local Vibrant gang is mugging South Asian H1B1 students again as they walk to their next class on Marxist Feminist Ecological Economics.
Wiping your mouth dry with a used fap rag (paper napkins and laundry are banned), you ask your East Asian roommate (who is bad at math) if your sub-Saharan African transgender roommate has returned the communal copy of The People's History of the United States, because you need it to study for your O-chem final.
Unfortunately, you refer to them by their preferred pronoun of these weeks and the Telescreen picks this up. The thought police descend on rope from a helicopter, crashing through the window to arrest you for Hate Crime. You are brought before Chief Vice Assistant to the Dean for Student Engagement, an obese, pink-haired, White woman of Color, who immediately finds you guilty of Willful Misgendering, a violation of the Amended New Green Deal Act of 2028, and sentences you five years as a galley slave, rowing an curious tourists from New York to London for climate conferences.
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https://twitter.com/jasonhickel/status/1160810214427451397
After months of organizing by students and staff, the university has agreed to *all* of the demands in our Green New Deal proposal:
-ending the sale of beef on campus (by Sept), making Goldsmiths the first beef-free campus in the UK
-divesting from fossil fuels (by Dec)
-phasing out single-use plastics
-switching to a renewable energy provider
-ending chemical use in gardening
-rewilding unused land
-mandatory first-year modules on climate and ecology -
Lmao if these idiots want to restrict their own diet I have no problem with it. At this point progressive ideology is basically a religion. Language control, social exclusion and shaming, self-flagellation, creation and chanting of moral slogans, et cetera. Self-restrictions on diet is another natural tenet of religion. Too bad they're discriminating against the non-affiliated on their campus.
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Behold the Future College Experience!
You munch on your sustainable wormburger as you gaze out of your shipping container onto the Quad. Looks like the local Vibrant gang is mugging South Asian H1B1 students again as they walk to their next class on Marxist Feminist Ecological Economics.
Wiping your mouth dry with a used fap rag (paper napkins and laundry are banned), you ask your East Asian roommate (who is bad at math) if your sub-Saharan African transgender roommate has returned the communal copy of The People's History of the United States, because you need it to study for your O-chem final.
Unfortunately, you refer to them by their preferred pronoun of these weeks and the Telescreen picks this up. The thought police descend on rope from a helicopter, crashing through the window to arrest you for Hate Crime. You are brought before Chief Vice Assistant to the Dean for Student Engagement, an obese, pink-haired, White woman of Color, who immediately finds you guilty of Willful Misgendering, a violation of the Amended New Green Deal Act of 2028, and sentences you five years as a galley slave, rowing an curious tourists from New York to London for climate conferences.This is the kind of quality troll we've been missing. Thank you.
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Behold the Future College Experience!
You munch on your sustainable wormburger as you gaze out of your shipping container onto the Quad. Looks like the local Vibrant gang is mugging South Asian H1B1 students again as they walk to their next class on Marxist Feminist Ecological Economics.
Wiping your mouth dry with a used fap rag (paper napkins and laundry are banned), you ask your East Asian roommate (who is bad at math) if your sub-Saharan African transgender roommate has returned the communal copy of The People's History of the United States, because you need it to study for your O-chem final.
Unfortunately, you refer to them by their preferred pronoun of these weeks and the Telescreen picks this up. The thought police descend on rope from a helicopter, crashing through the window to arrest you for Hate Crime. You are brought before Chief Vice Assistant to the Dean for Student Engagement, an obese, pink-haired, White woman of Color, who immediately finds you guilty of Willful Misgendering, a violation of the Amended New Green Deal Act of 2028, and sentences you five years as a galley slave, rowing an curious tourists from New York to London for climate conferences.This is the greatest thing I have ever read on EJMR
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Behold the Future College Experience!
You munch on your sustainable wormburger as you gaze out of your shipping container onto the Quad. Looks like the local Vibrant gang is mugging South Asian H1B1 students again as they walk to their next class on Marxist Feminist Ecological Economics.
Wiping your mouth dry with a used fap rag (paper napkins and laundry are banned), you ask your East Asian roommate (who is bad at math) if your sub-Saharan African transgender roommate has returned the communal copy of The People's History of the United States, because you need it to study for your O-chem final.
Unfortunately, you refer to them by their preferred pronoun of these weeks and the Telescreen picks this up. The thought police descend on rope from a helicopter, crashing through the window to arrest you for Hate Crime. You are brought before Chief Vice Assistant to the Dean for Student Engagement, an obese, pink-haired, White woman of Color, who immediately finds you guilty of Willful Misgendering, a violation of the Amended New Green Deal Act of 2028, and sentences you five years as a galley slave, rowing an curious tourists from New York to London for climate conferences.Sounds like modern day Berkeley
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Behold the Future College Experience!
You munch on your sustainable wormburger as you gaze out of your shipping container onto the Quad. Looks like the local Vibrant gang is mugging South Asian H1B1 students again as they walk to their next class on Marxist Feminist Ecological Economics.
Wiping your mouth dry with a used fap rag (paper napkins and laundry are banned), you ask your East Asian roommate (who is bad at math) if your sub-Saharan African transgender roommate has returned the communal copy of The People's History of the United States, because you need it to study for your O-chem final.
Unfortunately, you refer to them by their preferred pronoun of these weeks and the Telescreen picks this up. The thought police descend on rope from a helicopter, crashing through the window to arrest you for Hate Crime. You are brought before Chief Vice Assistant to the Dean for Student Engagement, an obese, pink-haired, White woman of Color, who immediately finds you guilty of Willful Misgendering, a violation of the Amended New Green Deal Act of 2028, and sentences you five years as a galley slave, rowing an curious tourists from New York to London for climate conferences.Instant Classic!
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The eurobros in my cohort were early adopters of the “no laundry” policy.
Behold the Future College Experience!
You munch on your sustainable wormburger as you gaze out of your shipping container onto the Quad. Looks like the local Vibrant gang is mugging South Asian H1B1 students again as they walk to their next class on Marxist Feminist Ecological Economics.
Wiping your mouth dry with a used fap rag (paper napkins and laundry are banned), you ask your East Asian roommate (who is bad at math) if your sub-Saharan African transgender roommate has returned the communal copy of The People's History of the United States, because you need it to study for your O-chem final.
Unfortunately, you refer to them by their preferred pronoun of these weeks and the Telescreen picks this up. The thought police descend on rope from a helicopter, crashing through the window to arrest you for Hate Crime. You are brought before Chief Vice Assistant to the Dean for Student Engagement, an obese, pink-haired, White woman of Color, who immediately finds you guilty of Willful Misgendering, a violation of the Amended New Green Deal Act of 2028, and sentences you five years as a galley slave, rowing an curious tourists from New York to London for climate conferences. -
I'll just go to McDonald's.
I bet within 10 years Mickey D's gets rid of beef entirely. The meat they serve is so bad that the fancy veggie ones already taste more like a decent burger, plus less food safety to worry about. Just a matter of waiting until prices fall. Burger King's already phasing this stuff in.
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I'll just go to McDonald's.
I bet within 10 years Mickey D's gets rid of beef entirely. The meat they serve is so bad that the fancy veggie ones already taste more like a decent burger, plus less food safety to worry about. Just a matter of waiting until prices fall. Burger King's already phasing this stuff in.
And would that be a bad thing ?
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I'll just go to McDonald's.
I bet within 10 years Mickey D's gets rid of beef entirely. The meat they serve is so bad that the fancy veggie ones already taste more like a decent burger, plus less food safety to worry about. Just a matter of waiting until prices fall. Burger King's already phasing this stuff in.
The deadliest e. coli outbreak was caused by organically grown sprouts.
https://www.foodsafetynews.com/2013/09/e-coli-o104h4-the-next-strain-to-watch/