If you must do an MA: take a look at a place like Miami, OH. Advantage: they have no PhD students there, so you won't have to compete for attention. Plus, they do bill it as a preparatory program. Will still pay crazy money out of pocket, but it seems better than the options you have listed.
Prestige ain't gonna get you in the door. Pick a place that will treat you like a student and not just a tuition check.